Animal loving, movie obsessed, book adoring, music addicted, flowerchild, art freak, sports fanatic with a sarcastic sense of humor.
I know beer like bitches know wine.
I'm kinda in love with Captain America, Daryl Dixon, Blake Anderson and Steven Hyde.
I'm sometimes nsfw...you've been warned.
Guardians of The Galaxy - Release Date: August 1st 2014 - x
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
- The Informant!